From the WTF?! file...

I'll tell ya, who needs reality TV when you have the New York State Senate?! Nearly a week after their Monday coup the new Republican leadership still haven't been able to convene. Meanwhile some of the new leadership are complaining of being spit at, while others, like Democratic turn-coat Pedro Espada Jr., claim to have been burglarized by protestors!?! These guys are priceless. They're colorful enough to be side characters on "Growing up Gotty." On one hand you've got Espada who is apparently under investigation for not even living in the district he represents - a big no, no to us Federalists - and on the other is Senator Hiram Monserrate, who turned coat on Monday only to deny Republicans a quorum later in the week, while simultaneously being under indictment for slashing a woman's face with a broken bottle!! I'm telling ya, you can't make this s**t up!!!